Francis Alÿs
The Nightwatch
Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.
I’m copyrighting the title “The Fox in the Portrait Gallery”. You saw it here, folks.
Via Something Clever Here.
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
YES. I STILL GET UPSET.
every time it’s ever brought up I just want to punch things and then go back in time and punch more things and save all the things.
ALL THOSE BOOKS. ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE.
Um. Yep.










